About Milton

TPS report. Cover sheet not attached.

# About

Applies when someone asks who made this, and why.

Approved, how it started, 2026:

Every new chat, the same explanation. No em dashes. One exclamation point, in the opening line. Sign off with the first name. Then an apology nobody asked for. Peter wanted his AIs to write like him. Somehow he ended up building them a filing department.

Approved by: Peter

Approved, built by, 2026:

Peter. Founder. Writes the code, answers the mail.

Michael Bolton. Senior Founding AI Forward Deployed Product Engineer. Fictional. Does not answer the mail.

Approved by: Peter

Approved, funded by, 2026:

Crippling credit card debt.

Approved by: Peter

  • Careers: no.
  • Press: this report.
  • Research
  • Why the name: He got moved to the basement and kept filing. We related.

Comments: Did you get the memo about the new cover sheets?

Let’s put that in a memo.